Nigerian Fraud... and India...

A Nigerian decided to write a crap about famous clubs around the World. So he steal a ship ticket and took a trip to Dubai. On his first day he was inside a club taking photographs when he noticed a useless telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read USD 15000000 (like the way they send e-mail lottery for us) per call.

The Nigerian, being intrigued, asked a drunken man who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The drunk replied that it was a direct line to hell and that for USD 15000000 you could talk to any one who is burning in hell.

The Nigerian thanked the drunk and went along his way to the next country. Next stop was in Japan. There, at a very large club, he saw the same useless telephone with the same USD 15000000 stuff placed under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in previous country China and he asked a nearby server in the club about what the purpose of the phone was.

She told him that it was a direct line to hell and that for USD 15000000 he could talk to any one who is burning in the hell fire. "O.K. thank you," said the fraud Nigerian and he added "you have been selected for the Microsoft prize money of USD 25000000".

She said, "@#%#$%^$" and showed one her finger to him denoting something which gets censored here. He then traveled to Hong Kong, England, Thailand, Canada and Switzerland. In every club he saw the same useless telephone with the same "USD 15000000 per call" sign board placed under it.

The Nigerian then decided to travel to up to United States of America to see if Americans had the same phone. He arrived in United States, and again, in the first club he entered, there was the same useless telephone, but this time the sign under it read "One dollar per call."

The Nigerian was surprised so he asked the club owner about the sign. "F$#%er, I've traveled all over World with a stolen ticket and I've seen this same useless Telephone in many clubs. I'm told that it is a direct line to Hell, where I can talk to the people who are getting burnt in hell fire, but in the price was $10,000 per call.

Why is it so cheap here?"
The owner smiled and answered, "You're in United States now, you f*($*% Son - it's a Local Call".
The fraud Nigerian was amazed to hear this and then he moved on to India. There he saw the same stuff but the useless telephone did not have a sign board. He asked a common loafer who was roaming over there. He said, "This is used to call the Hell". The Nigerian told him the story about other countries and the cost per call. He also told about the US scenario. He asked the loafer why there was no cost for the hell calls in India. The loafer said, "It is intercom buddy".